A
common response, often yelled from
one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled
Peas.”
In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising
pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my
asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking
SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.