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Marsling 

1. Child of the Roman war god, Mars, (esp. one who is also a demigod).

2. A less derogatory term for a being from planet Mars.

3. A being who was born from the surface of planet Mars, (ie. marsborn).

4. A close descendant of a Marsling.

....or a combination of these options.
The demigod son of Mars corrected, 'I am a marsling, because my father is the Roman war god, Mars.'
Marsling by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis February 13, 2023
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Marsling 

One who lives on Mars with Elon Musk and drives around Tesla’s
“Naww we hitch a ride to Mars with Elon and drive Tesla’s around by ourselves leaving all the earthlings behind” -First future Marsling
Marsling by rachelraeautumn February 23, 2021

Markling 

Meghan was markling so hard on members from the yacht club at the annual fundraiser that she resorted to making conversation with catering staff.
Markling by Dyslexicdefinition January 9, 2020

Kate Marshing 

Word used to refer to Kate Marsh from Life Is Strange.

Often used to people committing suicide in video games, or real life.
Sometimes spoken to say someone is sad in general.
Martha: Ugh, look at Jenny.

Emmy: Yeah, she's totally Kate Marshing.
Kate Marshing by UrbanWeeaboo July 25, 2016
The act of sticking a mars bar into ones vagina/anus/any other inappropriate cavity of the body besides the mouth, then eating it.
1. HER: "Hey you have a bit of chocolate in your teeth"

HIM: "Oh, yeah, I was just marsing my girlfriend."

2. HIM: "Wow, your vag tastes like mars bar."

HER: "Yeah, that would be because I was recently marsed."
Marsing by Hong Long September 26, 2009

Jackie Martling 

A.K.A. "The Jokeman", Jackie Martling enjoyed a great deal of fame and fortune as a member and Head writer of The Howard Stern Show. Martling was notorious for his obnoxious laugh and internal squabbling with fellow cast members Robin Quivers and Fred Norris.
In a shocking simultaneous display of greed and arrogance, Martling staged his own personal labour strike and refused to show up for work. This unfortunately backfired, as the substitutes filling in for him brought an energy to the show that had been long missed. As a result, Martling was released and now can be found on various Long Island beaches selling his "jokeman" memorabilia.
Jackie Martling by Mister Skin August 23, 2005

Markling 

The act of placing oneself in the vicinity of a love interest in order to increase one’s chances of meeting and dating.
Remember when Meghan Markle went to Prince Harry’s favorite spot repeatedly until they bumped into each other? I’m gonna do that with my crush. I’m markling him tonight. Stalking but not as creepy.
Markling by Marimeg June 13, 2021