Pre's 

Pronounced "Preez"

Similar to primer; The consumption of alcoholic drinks at a designated house/flat/park before heading out to a pub or club so as to achieve a low/mild level of drunkeness to save money for when you get there. But the Australian colloquial version.

Simon: We are going clubbing tonight?
Steve: Yeah man, we can have Pre's at mine
Simon: Sweet, ill tell Will

Pre's by Stevoo May 26, 2006

Pre.S. 

pre·script
n. Abbr. Pre.S.

An important message appended at the beginning of an e-mail or letter before the writer's message.

-----Original Message-----
From: Bradley Thomas
To: Cooper, Ashley
Sent: Sun Aug 19 14:07:34 2007

Pre.S. I stayed up til 7am so I thought calling was less work than emailing, but you're not picking up.

Dear Ashley,

Are we going to the park or to the movies? You decide. Do you want to get brunch as well?

Love,

Brad
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device

Pre.S. by Ashley Cooper January 2, 2009

pre-high's 

to highly-anticipate getting high. symptoms are feeling high, and actin' a foo'.

Trebek, could'nt wait to get to the office to smoke. so while he was driving, he got the pre-high's,and ran a red light.

pre-high's by Trebek September 8, 2003

pre-high's 

If we haven't had a 'cone' all day and its starting to get late, POTheads start to get nervous and excited.

"Hahaha. I must have the pre-high's hardcore, I'm talking so much shit...A bong will shut me up."

pre-high's by Diego September 14, 2003

Pre-Fuck Measurable's

Much like 'Pre-Draft Measurable's' in the NFL. Used to determine a players physical attributes, such as the 40 yd Dash etc 'Pre-Fuck Measurable's,' are used to measure a woman's breast, ass, body, hair, etc.

Aaron: "Dude, I just saw this girl with the biggest ass. Oh my gosh, I would totally fuck her."
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"

Pre-Fuck Measurable's by Taniel Dosh October 21, 2011

Pre-smoke Anxiety 

That sudden rush of anxiety you get when preparing to smoke a bowl of weed for the first time in a while. It involves deep breaths and a slightly raised heart-rate. It can of course turn into a panic attack if you don't hurry up and smoke.

Person 1: Come on man, hurry up and smoke already.
Person 2: Chill out, I will a min, just got a wee bit of pre-smoke anxiety.
Person 1: Pussyyyy

Pre-smoke Anxiety by SkinnedHamster March 13, 2018

Pre-sleeve 

The act of putting a condom on before you go out to a party so you are well prepared for anything.

Last night at the party, this girl was dancing on me and she pulled up her skirt. Good thing I was pre-sleeved because I slipped right in.

Pre-sleeve by PresleeveMaster March 12, 2011