pissbottle 

pissbottle {pronounced, "PĬS'bŏtl"} (n.)
One of those plastic lidded urinal jugs that you often see in hospitals & nursing homes. Sometimes sold through consumer medical catalogues under such names as JOHN, JANE, FEMINATOR, etc.

{Mark} Hey Martha, can you please hand me the pissbottle next to the bed?
{Martha} Fuck off Mark, why don't you just toddle right over to the toilet and pass micturition like a grown-up!

pissbottle by Telephony June 22, 2014

pissbottle 

Any bottle that contains urine.Preferably with a lid, for multiple storage and disposal options.
Can be abbreviated as PB.

When someone is to drunk to make it to the bathroom they may use an empty bottle next to the bed to piss in.
When we were stuck in traffic Joe had to piss in his empty water bottle or he would have pissed himself.
Most pissbottles are clearly identifyable and cannot be mistaken for anything else.

pissbottle by PERMWORD34 February 29, 2008

pissbutter 

The yellow urine stains and residue often found and associated with public toilets.

The downside to living with guys is that they eventually get a case of peeboner&, the end result is that your gonna have to clean all the pissbutter off of the toilet.

pissbutter by C.A. Stallworth April 24, 2006

piss bottle 

A bottle of piss that is left outside one's door when this person/group has been too loud. In some cultures, the piss bottle is used to serve as a warning and is believed to strike fear and terror into the hearts of those who are too noisy while playing Mario Tennis at 4:30 A.M. In others, it is meant to appease the mighty Piss Gods. As for our culture, we haven't decided yet.

Earl: Hey Cletus, they's makin' noise again! Come piss in this here bottle and leave 'er outside ther door! Tha'll show 'em. An maybe the Piss Gods 'll be made happy and take way my here rash.

Cletus: I dun like those piss bottles. They's tastey drinkin' too!

piss bottle by Robbie T. May 2, 2006

piss bottle 

a bottle that is filled with pee - probably when there isn't a restroom around, such as on long car trips, or at the parents when showing face is not a wise idea, etc - hopefully a screw top for safe keeps

yo I can't believe that schiesty dude pissed in my cat's water cup, he really should of piss bottled it!!

piss bottle by pissbottle February 13, 2007

piss bottle 

When you and your friend are bored and you see and empty bottle and one or more of you have to pee, you open up the bottle and pee in it until its full. Then you go find someones house that you don't like and run up to the doorstep, take off the cover, lean it on the door, ring the doorbell and go watch the pee fall into the house from a safe distance.

dude we totally piss bottled that fag next door.

piss bottle by Andy Keats and Ray Johnson September 15, 2006

piss bottle 

a term for the followers of Ben's shitty fall out boy meme acc murdered.by.petewentz. all of his amazing followers r piss bottles ever since Ben drank piss out of a bottle.

u follow murdered.by.petewentz? dude ur such a cool piss bottle

piss bottle by ben stump March 22, 2020