Telebortion 

The art of giving and abortion whilst teleporting

Telebortion: Say u and ur girl find out she pregnant u just straight up telebort that baby outa ther

Telebortion by Japoxfred November 26, 2020

TELEBORTION 

an {abortion} {teleportation }

made by two dumbasses in a discord call

hey honey! I got a telebortion!

TELEBORTION by funny big laugh June 20, 2020

Teleporting BDSM Chad 

A high value and incredibly attractive male who is typically a serial killer, into rough sex and BDSM and somehow able to teleport when the authorities show up to arrest him.

Why the fuck did they make Ted Bundy a teleporting BDSM Chad in American Boogeyman?

Teleporting BDSM Chad by Feridon Hamidi October 18, 2021

Telemotional 

Someone who becomes highly emotional when presented with televised sob stories. These people will empathize completely with anyone on television, especially those appearing on daytime talk shows.

I can't help crying when I watch Oprah, I'm very telemotional you know.

Telemotional by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

Teleportion 

When part of you but not all of you teleports.

Steve used his teleportation device, Steve was not standing in the right place when the device switched on, this caused teleportion to occur and this is why Steve now has no hands.

Teleportion by TheDreamMaker November 19, 2011

Teleporting babies 

jump in da cardilac We're no strangers to love
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye

i like to eat teleporting babies and that one child jack jack

Teleporting babies by Syrup is pog May 19, 2021

Teleporting babies 

these watch u in ur sleep and then when u think u saw something they teleport to ur wardrobe

teleporting babies are so epic it makes me cry

Teleporting babies by Syrup is pog May 20, 2021