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Spiddle My Spidoo 

Another way to tell someone to suck your dick
"Spiddle My Spidoo, Why?, Because I love you"
Spiddle My Spidoo by Gary S. August 7, 2008

Olden Spiddle 

The excess spit or spiddle expelled from an elderly person's mouth. This most frequently occurs while they are retelling long stories from "back in their day." It has been rumored that collecting this olden spiddle and putting it in your boots will bless you with protection from certain outside threats, however, this has never been successfully proven.
Oldman Miller: Back in my day, we didn't have boots like you do, we had to make our boots from scratch, and we had to use charcoal, but the charcoal would go out before you were done...

Crazy Bob: Get the olden spiddle, put it in your boots!
Olden Spiddle by The_Hawk August 8, 2009

dick spiddle 

The Pre-Cum of Ejaculation or a nick name for a guy who runs his mouth to much
you dat nikka is a real dick spiddle... always got something to say
dick spiddle by LeeSkeeSkeet November 19, 2007

Spindleshank 

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

skiddledinger 

Telling somebody something that is a lie for comic effect
Man you were so drunk last night you licked the wall. What seriously? Nah just a skiddledinger
skiddledinger by sharkey lowe March 5, 2014
A tall man who reaches items that others cannot.
Your cat's stuck in a tree? Get Sniddle!
Sniddle by Reesteesees April 15, 2009