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Someone who is even more of a knob than your average knob.
That John Terry is without doubt a topknob.
topknob by sillybeggar November 27, 2012
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Tofanelli 

I wish i could be a "Tofanelli."
Tofanelli by 7 dollar jeans January 17, 2010

robert topala 

Hi, Robert Topala, it is me gamer43269420 from geometry dahs, 2.2 when?
robert topala by gamer43269420 June 22, 2021
A superior spelling of tone. To have toan means to have your entire soul poured out from your body will touching the strings. You can get toan from spending tens of thousands on gear.
"Toan is stored in the balls not theory".

"Butt cock tels has that perfect toan"
toan by Miss Toanfucker December 6, 2021
Short for isotoping
When teens enrich uranium and sell it to foreign nationals.
First discovered by the onion news network's program - beyond the Facts.

1 in 5 teens do this.
Teen 1: Let's enrich uranium, sell it to terrorists and make money.

Teen 2: Hell yeah, i love toping - i get a natural high.

* Terrorist attack*
Toping by Lil fission March 4, 2011

Topanga'd 

The act of a female proposing marriage to a male.

In reference to the scene in Boy Meets World where Topanga proposes to Cory.
"Did you hear Lily and Marshall got engaged?"
"No, really? I thought he would never propose".

"He didn't! She got sick of waiting and Topanga'd him!"
Topanga'd by OldManRivers May 13, 2021