Person who speaks an incoherent series of words, sometimes just related enough to the topic at hand to keep his/her obsequious minions awed by his/her "brilliance."
I went out last night to a party and this dude came up to me and sold me an ounce of weed for $40. And I only had $25 and a $10 gas card and he said 'that's cool man' and the next day I was bragging about the deal I got and your friend busts out and said "Dude your lying,this is what really happened" Wordbatim