Glub 

A girl that you meet at a club and realize upon further inspection that she is not as attractive as you first thought.

Guy 1: Dude, I started dancing with this hot girl, then when we left the club, I realized she was a total glub.

Guy 2: Man, you got glubbed bad.

Guy 1: And get this, as we were leaving, I realized none of the girls were as attractive as they looked in the club. It was truly a glubfest of epic proportions.

Glub by Runner1245 January 24, 2011

glub 

The sound one makes whilst drowning

*falls into pool* Aah I can't swi--m-aa *glub glub*

glub by foocha-kyo October 8, 2007

Glub 

A Giel and/or an Angel

You are such a glub, glub.

Glub by fokbo June 5, 2013

glub 

Also known as "The Great God Glub", this elder deity is revered by old denizens of alt.tasteless and citizens of the darker bowers of the internet.

Pierre is the Prophet of the Great God Glub.

glub by Sergeant Zeno April 24, 2005

glub 

The sound that resonates in a bottle when one is attempting to force a quantity of fluid out of the bottle greater than the capacity of the bottle's opening.

Tipping a narrow necked bottle of olive oil upside down in an attempt to pour a greater quantity which results in a "glub" sound as air fills the bottle replacing the space vacated by the fluid.

glub by Spiritrose22 April 6, 2010

Glub 

1. verb. to consume a liquid in one swallow.

2. noun. the measurement of a liquid.

1. “Glub all of that soft, smooth Fiji water this instant!”

2. “1 liter of Fiji water?! That’s a big glub!”

Glub by Portugal. The Man May 31, 2018

glub 

slow, lacking energy, sleepy

synonym for torpid

"Oh man I hardly slept at 4 last night, I feel so glub today."

glub by Jenny January 20, 2004