wouda 

an outspoken, barky, pushy, impatient, demanding person who follows the rules to such a degree they miss the intent of the original rule.

I got stats that have to be checked! They've been sitting here for 10 minutes. Down! little wouda!

Can somebody get wouda off my back?

wouda by Wouda on my backside July 3, 2007

woulda

Short for "would have".

I woulda played fo good.

woulda by Fangsta March 17, 2003

Wonday 

Flip the M in Monday upside down to make it a W day. (Originated from Tink)

“It is such a Wonday rn! Feeling lit asf”

Wonday by Tinksa November 26, 2022

woulda'did 

The Cambodian-American bastardization of the English phrase "would have done", made famous by the Turnerite Prostopher.

I woulda'did played some more basketball, but I got tired, so I sat on it.

woulda'did by ajp2 September 25, 2018

woulda coulda shoulda 

Meaning: would have, could have, should have
A reply you give to a whinging person who is expressing regret for not having taken a particular course of action when the opportunity originally presented itself. They've suffered the consequences and they are possibly fishing for sympathy or simply beating themselves up about it.

It essentially means, "Too late for regrets, you can't change the past, get on with your life, learn from the experience, make better choices in future, stop doing a post mortem on your life."

Brian: If only I'd listened to my folks and hadn't dropped out of school, I could've been someone by now.
Cecil: Woulda coulda shoulda, Brian.

woulda coulda shoulda by suedannim March 4, 2013

woodaru 

Pronounced wood a roo...
No action taken. Synonymous with doing nothing and leaving the work.for others.

My wife wanted me to cut the grass but I decided to woodaru it until my son got home.

woodaru by Yotarolla June 16, 2011

I wondah!

Wondering something that you already know the answer too. Or wondering something that you would have no idea of what a person is asking so to piss of the questionairre you repeat the phrase "I WONDAH" followed by a guess on what it is. (NOTE: You don't let the person say, "Yep your right.") just keep on guessing until he shuts the hell up.

Guy 1:"Hey, hey, hey, HEY!"
Guy 2:"What dude..."
Guy 1:"Guess what I am listening to."
Guy 2:"No I hate doing this..."
Guy 1:"Come on, what am I listening to."
Guy 2:"I WONDAH, IS IT MUSIC! I WONDAH IS IT SOUND, I WONDAH IS IT LOUD, I WONDAH IS IT A CAT..."
Guy 1:"Shut up! You such a fuc-
Guy 2:"I WONDAH IS IT A PAN, I WONDAH IS IT A CAR, I WONAH IS IT A SONG."
Guy 1:"Yeah its a s-"
Guy 2:"I WONDAH IS IT A SANDWHICH, I WONDAH IS IT A WALL, I WONDAH!"
Guy 1:"Douche bag."

I wondah! by The Green Duck June 18, 2009