smej 

A catch all phrase used to cause confusion, consternation or ridicule of assholes.

Hey Joe, why don't you apply some smej to that.
Oh SMEJ!

smej by Dimmerthefuzzybear October 11, 2009

lil Smejic nigga

Nigga named 'Smajic" but others call him "lil smejic nigga" he gets all the puani and also the cock he likes his dicks 13 inches or longer his favourite thing to do is dick down short niggas that invade earth

'Who's that lil smejic nigga"

Short niggas invading earth " Time to call lil smejic nigga"

lil Smejic nigga by Short nigga invading earth December 18, 2018

Smejehbe 

When someone tucks their dick to far and it rips off

When I smejehbe it's mostly when my step mom walks in on me and my step sister fuckingn

Smejehbe by Smejehbe February 27, 2017

smejz 

smejz is a demigod who really dont give a fuck about everything, a richass hedonist punk.

I wanna be like smejz, but noone can be that awesome like smejz.

smejz by smejz November 21, 2021

Smejkal 

The Latin word Smejkal originates from Ukraine .

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin Killed Joe Smejkal (Ukrainian Ops) by snipong him in the head
Joe's autistic son Adam Smejkal lives a life of cowardice - scared to follow in his fathers footsteps.
Adam is unstable because of his autism & fathers traumatic death

Adam Smejkal is unstable because of his autism & fathers traumatic death

Smejkal by Adam’s Step Dad October 7, 2022