a boy comes home from
school (in the winter) and starts yelling :
Dad, please help me with my chemistry and Latin homework.
father:
David, kodem koll, take of your hat, coat, and boots, then go and wash your hands, have your supper, then go to your room and start your homework. And that's when I'll come and help you with said homework, if you have any difficulties that is. Please behave comme du monde, like normal and civilized people.