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Pulling a Weasley 

Pulling a Weasley, refers to when one is having a terrible/boring day at school, and decides to leave, whilst creating a lot of havoc and mischeif. (Deprived from The 5th Harry Potter book, when two twins with the last name Weasley, get tired of having to listen to a terrible new teacher, and decide to leave, and in the process lighting A lot of fire works, and destroying a large chunk of the school).
"One more class like that, and Im going to be Pulling a Weasley"
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Pulling a Weasely 

Hiding an erection with pillows (or any other object), while sitting down.

This term comes from a scene in Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, when Mr. Weasely is talking to Hermione. Through that entire scene he is constantly holding a pillow over his crotch.

This term is not to be confused with Sporting a Weasely, although they are similar.
Man, I totally had an erection the entire time I was talking to Sally.

Wow, what did she say about that?

Nothing, I luckily was Pulling a Weasely the whole time. She never got to see what I was hiding.
Pulling a Weasely by Morik June 14, 2010

Pulling a Wesley 

A saying used for when someone is doing nothing for a long period of time.
Josh: so what're you doing today? Any plans?
Jack: nah man, I'm pulling a Wesley
Pulling a Wesley by emrowca December 28, 2022

Pulling a Wesley 

Building a whole criminal record of hate crimes primarily targeting African American and south of the border type people leading you to 30 years in SUPERMAX prison
My neighbor just burnt a cross on my lawn he’s lowkey Pulling a Wesley

Pulling a Wesley 

Used to describe somebody who is horribly RACIST, and has been for generations in his family. They activly wish for and participate in the buying and selling of minorities, all while trying to hide their racist side from the public. This doesent always work as their true beliefs often break through in large outbursts when coming into contact with a minority for any extended period of time.
"I've seen how Throbberts looks at him, he must be pulling a Wesley"