Strawbert McCringlemilk is the spiritual embodiment of every thing, some people can bend reality to head to the spiritual realm, these people are called dungleshitters, there they shall find Strawbert McCringlemilk, which most dungleshitters say he resembles a 5'8" meerkat with a flashy beige dress.
As a dungleshitter myself I have seen the glory of Strawbert McCringlemilk.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."