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crespecs 

The dots of toothpaste that speckle the mirror above your bathroom sink.
Close your mouth when you brush your teeth, so you don't get crespecs all over the mirror!
crespecs by xuxa bella October 20, 2009
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chellspecker

A category of new spell-checkers notably on the Android OS which has a very liberal word replacement policy combined with a smaller on-screen keyboard and normal size fingers which results in the backspacing and correcting of almost every single word typed.
Bob: "Man, every text message I type I have to type and retype and read and re-read before I send because my awesome Android OS seems to want to rewrite my text at random."

John: "Have you tried to recalibrate your onscreen keyboard with the 'quick brown fox....' thingy"?

Bob: "Yup, I'm hatin on this DogGamn chellspecker!"
chellspecker by The Beezle October 10, 2011

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026