hook you 

He wants to kinda have sex with you but not really.

I want to hook you.

hook you by alley :): April 4, 2017

Hook you up

The act of "hooking someone up" is a slang phrase that can refer to one of two things:

1. To help set someone up with a romantic interest in an attempt to act as a matchmaker.
2. To help someone obtain a product, good, or service, usually at a reduced price than what is commonly found. This is usually facilitated by the fact that the person doing the "hooking up" usually has some connections and/or insider knowledge that they can utilize to help obtain the reduced prices.

Bob: Good morning, Stan! So I heard that you're looking to buy a new bicycle?

Stan: Yeah, but I've been scouring the internet all weekend, and all the prices are ridiculous. Can't find any affordable bikes nowadays.

Bob: Actually, I have a friend whose brother runs a bicycle shop in the next town. Want me to hook you up?

Stan: That'd be awesome! Thanks!

Hook you up by DeeeFoo May 4, 2017

Hook You Crippled 

To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.

D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"

Hook You Crippled by VoodooPuppy April 11, 2011

hook you up

Sort ya out with a product or commodity

I can hook you up mate!

hook you up by K Dum June 3, 2016

I'll hook you up with the good parts. 

I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.

Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

I'll hook you up with the good parts. by feed the dogs January 4, 2021

you hook the gas mask up to the bizong! 

what you say after a bong hit.

*takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

you hook the gas mask up to the bizong! by roachroast24 December 17, 2008

get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook 

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook by barber of seville November 27, 2020