fartriloquist 

Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.

Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.

fartriloquist by PsychoPuppyDad April 4, 2011

fartriloquist 

A person who passes the blame when he passes the gas. One who farts and gets someone else blamed.

The dad yelled at his son, "did you shit" after the fartriloquist in Walmart completed his performance.

fartriloquist by dj1 September 24, 2011

Fartriloquist 

One who projects flatulence in such a manner so as to create the appearance that said flatulence (and ensuing aroma) was the product of an unknowing, and normally unsuspecting, third party.

Steve: You stink!

Chuck: Wasn't me.

Chad: Wasn't me either...

Rick: There must be a fartriloquist sneaking around.

Fartriloquist by Everyone But Steve... May 14, 2008

Fartriloquist 

1. One who has the ability to 'throw' their farts. Thus misdirecting the source of the smell and absolving themselves of any blame;
2. A master in the art of Fartriloquism.

John: Who the eff farted?! Was that you Steve?

Steve: No, it was that guy Danny over there in the corner. He's an expert Fartriloquist.

Fartriloquist by Pete Pete Pete March 4, 2011

Fartriloquist 

Someone with the ability to 'throw' their farts in a martial arts like fashion. These are NOT people who need to blame the dog. They can throw a fart into the next room. They are silent as Ninjas.

That dude's a Fartriloquist. We were partying. He let one go and I got the blame. My GF told me how rude I was to fart in public. We broke up over that f-ing Fartriloquist

Fartriloquist by scottstathedot October 24, 2012

fartriloquist 

far·tril·o·quist

noun /farˈtriləkwist/ 
fartriloquists, plural

1. one who is skilled or successful at uttering farts and blaming them on someone else.

My son thinks he is an accomplished fartriloquist.

fartriloquist by pinche gringo November 21, 2012

Fartriloquist 

Someone who is able to successfully throw the sound of their fart and blame others for it.

Three men sit in a small car...
Person 1: *massive juicy fart*
Person 2: Ew what the feck! Who was that?!
Person 1: It was Person 3.
Person 3: No it wasn't! It was Person 1.

Person 2: So Person 1 is a fartriloquist. Right, whatever you say, dude.

Fartriloquist by The Green Nuisance December 3, 2020