Wetzu 

Greatest person to ever live.

Wow he's such a Wetzu!

Wetzu by an angry Osu! player March 30, 2021

wetzle 

three people needed male or female in a tight space..so you are getting a blowjob while laying on your back face fucking the guy on his knees then the guy that sucks your dick gets his ass eaten out by another guy who is getting his ass fingered and getting jerked off by the guy face fucking the other dude.. then if you like you all cum on each others resulting in a frosty wetzle

while me and my friends felt like getting it on so we all went into the dressing room of a store and we wetzled each other

wetzle by Ben Woo April 23, 2010

roscoe's wetsuit 

Term started by rapper and actor Childish Gambino (Donald Glover) as a parody of how meaningless phrases and ideas can be spread through the internet by people trying to be trendy.

Childish Gambino: ''¨roscoe's wetsuit''

Whole World: Let's get this shit trending since 'Bino said it.

roscoe's wetsuit by TheLightningHaiBai February 23, 2017

Wetburns McKenna 

An individual who has a permanent sweat plastering down their sideburns regardless of the temperature or any activities they are undertaking.

"You're sweating and it's like -5 outside, you're a real Wetburns McKenna.."

Wetburns McKenna by KerbStomp January 11, 2009

your mum in a wetsuit 

Like yo mama but less pathetic. Something to leave people wandering what on earth you're on.

Person: what u doin tomorrow?
Me: your mum in a wetsuit

Everyone nearby: woooo *multiple dabs* boiiiiiii

your mum in a wetsuit by jnsn1 December 7, 2016

Koe Wetzel 

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life

Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?

Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!

Koe Wetzel by T~$w@G July 29, 2018

German wetsuit 

When a full fisting session evolves into the entirety of the human reinserts theirselves into the uterus of a female

Oh fuck Brad, I was fisting Stacy and ended up in a German wetsuit

German wetsuit by The fist fucker September 27, 2018