Maddyx 

Maddyx is the kind of guy to help you when you’re down. He’ll go the extra mile to make sure that his s/o is alright and same for his friends. He is also a lot better than Oliver.

“I wish my boyfriend was more of a Maddyx”

“Girl one: *dolleyed*”
“Girl two: You’re thinking of Maddyx right?”
“Girl one: You know it”

Maddyx by Person509YT February 24, 2021

maddydiamos 

the most amazing girl in the whole world, her words will make you melt, and she will cast a spell on you, she will make you want to do anything for her, she will take your breath away at anytime with her unexpected things she does. when there is rain storm with one smile she will brighten up the world, maddydiamos is amazing she made me fall in love.

that girl is such a maddydiamos

maddydiamos by bently roacha May 17, 2010

National Maddy day 

National Maddy day is June 10th, on this day, we celebrate all Maddys around the world, they are allowed the queen treatment and should be bowed upon.

Guys did you hear, it’s National Maddy day!

National Maddy day by skippy11 June 10, 2020

mothers against maddox 

A group of women who think that freedom of speech only applies to them. Too stupid to know how to keep children from looking at material "not for kids", they instead try to ban this material.

Mothers against Maddox don't agree with Maddox, and therefore Maddox must be silenced!

mothers against maddox by Brick Wall December 30, 2004

Dirty maddy 

The girl who ate the fucking bat.

We are all in quarantaine because dirty maddy screwed us over.

Dirty maddy by Vh14 April 14, 2020

mothers against maddox 

Tight-assed bitches who somehow managed to circumvent the first amendment.
And we all know that it takes a bunch of middle aged women with their panites in a bunch to ruin our fun. Either that or christian fundamentalists.

Fuck mothers against maddox. Only stupid tards support them!

mothers against maddox by You don't need to know my name. February 27, 2005

Greg Maddux 

Gregory Alan Maddux "Mad Dog"

12-time Golden Glove Winner
4 Time Cy Young Winner

Current Cubs pitcher, often debatedly called the best active pitcher in Major League Baseball. (Roger Clemens Pedro Martinez and Randy Johnson are usually the subjects of debate alongside Maddux)

Although some of his stats like strike outs are considerably lower than Roger Clemens and Randy Johnson, and he cannot throw a ball nearly as hard, his consistancy and accuracy are a force to be reckoned with. He studies hitters and understands how they hit and can manage to usually completely accurately think out where the ball will go before it even leaves the bat.

Greg Maddux is often undderated due to people misunderstanding that faster pitching means better pitching. Media and public attention usually go to Roger Clemens, but many people recently have started warming up to the fact that Greg Maddux, "The Professor", could be the best active pitcher in major league baseball, perhaps even of our lifetimes.

"Greg Maddux could throw a baseball through a lifesaver."

Greg Maddux by Vi September 14, 2005