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Consoomer 

a person who bases his identity on consuming the latest tech and entertainment or anything else that is not a significant improvement for his/ her life. Due to this many products and franchises plateau as consoomers will buy those products without any regard for quality.
Ace: yo jack, did u see that guy who started crying over that star wars trailer
Jack: Yeah bro, he's a prime example of being a consoomer
Consoomer by Acethemain June 16, 2020
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Consoomer 

1. Someone who consumes entertainment content (movies, TV, Youtube, video games, etc.) like a glutton consumes food, indiscriminately and without appreciating its intrinsic worth or lack thereof, or for whom the consumption of content becomes mechanical and compulsive.

The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.

2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.
Remember our old classmate Sam? He turned into a consoomer and all he did was watch TED talks all day. Apparently he killed himself last week.
Consoomer by Barberousse February 9, 2022

Consoomer 

1. Someone who consumes entertainment content (movies, TV, Youtube, video games, etc.) like a glutton consumes food, indiscriminately and without appreciating its intrinsic worth or lack thereof, or for whom the consumption of content becomes mechanical and compulsive.

The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.

2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.
Remember our old classmate Sam? He turned into a consoomer, watching TED talks all day. Apparently he killed himself last week.
Consoomer by Barberousse February 9, 2022

Consumer-zombie 

A person who buys everything without thinking about it, or because she/he simply needs to buy something to be happy.

A company's best friend
Consumerzombie: "I am a big fan of DLC for games, these are awesome! I bought every single DLC to date, because these make games great"

Smart Person: "Damn you are a consumer-zombie, buying this cheap crap without thinking. DLCs are just the new way to milk money from dumb people like you.."
Consumer-zombie by Schwarnold January 20, 2010

Swag Codcoomer 

A youtuber who shits on his discord server and is fake to all. A person who doesn't act like a sane being but more of a chimp sitting on a sharp stick as he catches the breeze of his own ass.
"WOAH, did you see Swag's new video?" said Mochi.

"Stfu woman stop supporting Swag Codcoomer" replied everyone else.
Swag Codcoomer by swagfan August 29, 2020

national consumer center 

The MOST annoying scam on Urban Dictionary all the time! They pretend to give you a 1000 dollar Wal-Mart card and every third time you open a gift it has one. There are a bunch of fake comments like “one for sale one for me yeah” and “now i can buy Xbox” too easy to figure out. NEVER accept the card unless it’s a fake account.

consumer surplus 

an economic term for the benefit you get (or retain) when you obtain something for less than you think it is really worth.
I got a new Gizmondo for 100 pounds and I would have paid up to 200 so I had a lot of consumer surplus.
That company has a monopoly so they jack up the prices to erode my consumer surplus.