Clitcussion 

Attempting to stimulate an orgasm on a woman by banging your head against her vagina, receiving a concussion in the process.

Man 1: “Bruh I tried to make this chick cum by hitting my head against her pussy. It didn’t work, just got a clitcussion.”

Man 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you.”

Clitcussion by TinyMeatMike March 24, 2021

cuntcussion 

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".

"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"

cuntcussion by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010

Catcussion 

Catcussion: What you get when a cat hurls itself from the second floor, directly onto your head.

My cat Charlie hurled himself vertically 10feet from a loft landing directly into my head. His purrfect landing gave me a catcussion.

Catcussion by PunnyMama June 13, 2019

cuntcussion 

literal or figurative blows to the head of a man, from a woman who wields a vagina as a weapon, that have the effect of knocking a man senseless

Poor Ted was never quite the same after Devin gave him that horrible cuntcussion in 2006.

cuntcussion by Tedamata April 27, 2007

Clitrusion

A Clitrusion, is when a sexual partner rubs a woman's clitoris harder than she can handle. It is an intrusion of power throughout the female genitalia and can be a form of sexual assault. This however is a extreme case, as it could lead to blood, and furthermore the clitoris becoming fully detached.

Jimmy!, get your dirty hands of me you cunt! This is a Clitrusion, I could sue you for this!

Clitrusion by Billy Bonjovi June 14, 2019

Cuntcussion 

When you get hit so hard in your head, you can feel it in your cunt.

Drunk Boy: Man, I got hit so hard by that car, that I have a 'cuntcussion'

Clumsy girl: That pole hit me so hard in the head, that I think I have a 'cuntcussion'

Cuntcussion by SubLee June 16, 2023

Clilussions 

(A combination of the words climate and illusion): all the non scientific illusions and fantasies related to the serious topic 😳 of climate change.

I don't want a climate change infodemic and I'm sick and tired of your clilussions.

Clilussions by Uncle Dimma September 2, 2021