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turbonium 

noun. The element between a man's legs. Extremely powerful material, if wielded with verve and bravo.
Gerry Yeow pulled out his turbonium on her. Its very appearance made her Pantene ProV hair stand on end. Such power. Such machismo!
turbonium by Andrewcrombie May 30, 2008
-Damn bro that was so proTronium
-I just cheesed their troniums
-you know colin? Man he’s such a nerdtronium

-I wish to be the boss tronium
tronium by The true tronium March 21, 2020

turbonics 

The language comprised of a combination of ebonics, white speak, and other made up words. Usually doesn't make much sense. Commonly spoken by Turbo Tony.
Examples of words:

word is "werd"
work is "werk"

"Yo, that was a fantastical concert, but man the lead singer was acting so doi doi!"

"What the heck are you saying?"
"It's turbonics man, act like you know!"
turbonics by Turbo Tony September 4, 2008

turbodump 

when you sit on the toilet and the shit rockets out of your anus, completing the "dump" in mere seconds
Dude 1: I have to take a dump.
Dude 2: Ok man, go. I'll wait like five minutes for you outside...

FFFRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!! SSSPPPPLLLLAAASSHHHH!!!

Dude 1: Done.
Dude 2: HOLY SHIT MAN, THAT WASN'T JUST SOME DUMP! IT WAS A TURBODUMP!!!
turbodump by Blueberry Turd January 12, 2010

Tyronium Empire 

The empire ruled by Oh Great Dictator Tyrone and rules most of the east of the U.S. They're enemy is Grokland who rules most to all of the west of the U.S. They except the barbarians for hating the Groks, but also hate them for not joining them.

Turboniusnegris 

A boofed out nigger that smokes methamphetamines and crack cocaine.
Chill it turboniusnegris.