tomtard 

A correctional facility transportation officer. Tom comes from most transportation officers call signs start with T (phonetic alpabet for the letter T is tom) and tard comes from retard or fucktard

"Tomtard is taking our asses to court today!"

tomtard by DLnc February 22, 2008

TomTord 

A gay ship involving Tom and Tord from a YouTube series called eddsworld. People probably ship them caused they hate each other.

Half of the fanbase are TomTord shippers

:/

TomTord is big gay

TomTord by Peachyuwu July 8, 2019

tomtord 

When you find a man named Tom that has been living in your basement for the last six months with a pet turtle

TomTord at its finest ;3

tomtord by Ehochanu~ December 12, 2016

tontard 

Pershing Square Tontine Holdings Ltd (PSTH) is a Shell Company that is scheduled to mate with an ICONIC UNICORN company. The leader of the Tontards is Wall Street legend Bill Ackman.

The loyal followers of this movement and investment vehicle are known as "Tontards".

The Tontards are over the moon with this iconic investment.

tontard by TranDong May 12, 2021

Tomtord sin

Tomtord Is from eddsworld (A Youtuber series) Most of the fandom ships it. But I don't. I FUCKING SHIP MATT X MATT OVER HERE ;_;

Smol person: '' Look at the fucking Tomtord Sin. ''
Sin person: MMMMMMM ITS GUD.
Smol person: Get out of my house now you demonic Lil Shit.

Tomtord sin by That Smol person November 22, 2018

Tomtord 

This is a ship In eddsworld. It Started in 2016 In the End.
Most Of the Shippers Make Them FUCK EACH OTHER EVEN THOUGH THEY HATE EACH OTHER.

'' Oh my god, Please Stop This Tomtord Shit! '' Said Tord

Tomtord by That Smol person November 22, 2018

Tomtord 

Tomtord is a shortening for the word tomfoolery, often used as a verb to describe someone acting foolishly.

"Did you see Edd yesterday?"

"Yeah, but he was totally just tomtording around."

Tomtord by lol I don't use this May 31, 2018