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(v) To alter ones daily habits such that your physical location collides with the physical location of a person you wish to have sex with. See "The Stakeout Method" for more information
Person 1: "So how did you meet your girlfriend?"
Person 2: "I did the stakeout outside of her office everyday and casually walked in the same direction as her until she noticed me."
Stakeout by Stakeoutpioneer April 14, 2015

stakeout takeout 

The food you get to eat in the car while you stakeout your ex's house.
Luke likes to load up on stakeout takeout Whoppers before parking outside his ex's building.
stakeout takeout by Ima Ruvzmachine December 22, 2008

facebook stakeout

the act of lurking on facebook until the right person appears in your online friends list. and then waiting some more until you get the balls to talk to them.
a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.

The Stakeout Method 

(noun) A method for getting a person that you think is attractive to notice you
Person 1: "How are you gonna get that sexy sorority girl in our English class to notice you?"
Person 2: "I think it's time to put The Stakeout Method into full effect.

St. Catharines Stakeout 

When a taxi driver waits in the parking lot of a strip joint waiting for the drunk and high strippers to finish their shift. Upon exiting, the dancers are then offered a ride home in exchange for a hummer. (Common occurence in St.Catharines, a small town close to Niagara Falls Canada).

AKA: Cherry Picking, Shooting Fish in a Barrel
Dispatch: Jeff, we have a fair at the sixteen block of Grantham Plaza, over.

Jeff: Fuck off Doug! Im on a St. Catharines Stakeout right now.
St. Catharines Stakeout by Joe Mio September 5, 2008

makeout stakeout 

used to describe a very hot and intense makeout sess. a makeout stakeout may occur out at the club or in house.
eg. makeout stakeout on the washing machine in the dark.

how was your makeout stakeout last night?