Shit-V 

The disgusting ''V'' shaped bit of sweat and dung mixture left on a toilet seat from an obese user's ass crack. The "V" is on the seat, closest to the toilet's tank.

Someone heads into a bathroom after an overweight person gets finished. ''My God man! Can't you clean up your shit-V before you leave the friggin' bathroom!?!"

Shit-V by Adondo December 12, 2010

Shit vacation 

A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.

I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.

Shit vacation by senorjay November 8, 2012

shit valve 

(noun) An alternate way to say asshole

1. You took my last beer, you shit valve
2. Yo, that Taco Bell I ate really burned my shit valve

shit valve by Skumpdalaump March 11, 2007

Big shit vibes 

When someone looks like they're prone to taking huge dumps.

Dude 1 - "Bro don't invite Tyler to our sleepovers again, he fucking clogged the toilet after he took a shit"
Dude 2 - "Of course he did, he has big shit vibes"

Big shit vibes by Hugepoopie123 October 16, 2019

Shit Vapors 

Shit Vapors may be used simply as another name for passing gas, having the farts, breaking wind.

Shit Vapors may also be used to describe the rancid stench left behind in a rest room by someone that took a nasty shit.

Example 1: Dude, beware. I ate at Taco Bell last night. I am cranking out some serious Shit Vapors today.

Example 2: Dude, watch out. Don't go in the rest room over there. Someone had a nasty assplosion an hour ago in there and the Shit Vapors are still lingering. I was holding my breath the whole time I was in there.

Shit Vapors by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

Shit Vortex 

When you fart in a vehicle going down the road and you crack the window for a second to create a vortex so everyone riding with you can share the aroma

If your going to shit roll the window down all the way and stop with the shit vortex.

Shit Vortex by Wingnut November 23, 2014

shit van winkle 

Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months

I tried to get my homey to leave the house but he's pulling a shit van winkle

shit van winkle by Conquering Lion December 29, 2015