Shadow Cock 

A Cock drawn in a dirty car window. These finger painted cocks are usually applied to the dirty windows of a friends car, but also appear on any dirty surface.

Shadow Cocks can be hidden on a side mirror or behind the rear view mirror or openly displayed on the side or back windows. Multiple shadow cocks are usually applied. On a station wagon the hearse shadow cock can be applied where a matching cock is applied hearse style on opposing back windows.

Oh look a dirty handicapped mini-van, lets shadow cock it.

D-Bag: WTF, why is there a huge cock on my back window?
D-bag's side kick: Uh... You got shadow cocked dude!

Shadow Cock by ShadowCocker January 5, 2011

shadow cock jutsu 

shadow cock jutsu is a specialized jutsu in intercourse where any shadow is turned into a cock shaped shadow and posses the same ability as a normal penis.

"SHADOW COCK JUTSU" says shikamru after thrusting his 11 inch shadow cock in Temari's clumpy pussy

shadow cock jutsu by FuckuYouapussyassbitch November 23, 2019

Cock Shadow 

A cock shadow is simply a shadow made from your cock, this can be achieved by being in a certain type of light and at a certain angle.
only trained people can achive this after years of hard practice.

Hey look.....johns cock shadow looks as if its on billys head.

Cock Shadow by Mike Hilton July 27, 2007

5 o'cock Shadow

When a male doesn't wish to look baby smooth on his undercarriage so he leaves a very short defining stubble. Such as 5 o'clock shadow, but for his Zamboni.

Friend: Hey man don't you have that date tonight?
You: Yeah i do!
Friend: Better shave up in case she wishes to examine your crime scene...don't go overboard though.
You:No worries i already have the 5 o'cock shadow going.
Friend: Bro?
You: Bro!

5 o'cock Shadow by Mr. The Saint March 9, 2012

5 o cock shadow 

It is when you shave your balls and surrounding areas and the hair starts to grow back. Like a 5 o clock shadow on your face but the one on your most manly of areas.

My friend took a picture of my cock and balls it was so clear you could see my 5 o cock shadow.

5 o cock shadow by MitchBoer September 2, 2006

five o cock shadow 

Soon after shaving ur pubes they grow back and loks much like five o clock shadow on ur face. Also when a terrible job is done shavong leaving some hair behind causing pain and irritation

Steve-Fuck my cock hurts from shaving
Jim-You must have five o cock shadow

five o cock shadow by onizzle April 23, 2008

5 o'cock shadow

noun;
referring to the hair on and around the genitalia being kept at a short length but never going full turtle shell

"I never go full turtle shell. I keep the 5 o'cock shadow"

5 o'cock shadow by prehistoricdawg April 28, 2014