funbutter 

lube

"Yo mamacita pass the funbutter so we can fuck."

funbutter by Shroom5799 October 11, 2017

Funtter 

Funtter is a word which is commonly used in glasgow and in stirling which means to do something funny and reckless while sharing the moment with other people at the same time

We stole a golf buggy and it was really good funtter

Yesterday I went to the pub and we enjoyed some funtter

We got drunk and woke up in Las Vegas and I had a broken leg that was some good funtter

Funtter by #1GOD October 21, 2014

Funkbuster 

A person one has sex with despite them being unattractive, purely because one has not had any action for quite some time. The Purpose of such sexual escapades being to bust the your sexual "funk".

A)Bro I totally banged that fat chick!
B) For realsies? she was ugly as fuck man what were you thinking?
A)Its cool I have had a dry spell I needed a funkbuster nahmean?
B)Innit.

Funkbuster by Kevin_From_Kings February 10, 2009

Monkey The Funduster 

A simian with magic powder.

'Who goes there?' I cry into the darkness
The only reply that he could muster,
'I'm everything you'll ever need my friend, I am Monkey The Funduster.'
And so I smiled and went to sleep.

Jon Richardson 6music

Monkey The Funduster by MonkeyTheFunduster February 17, 2010

fuddbutter 

That creamy shit that forms under the foreskin before it becomes dick cheese.

Wow, your fuddbutter is oozing out like vaginal discharge.

fuddbutter by John Smith10 February 4, 2010

funputer 

A crappy laptop meant for little kids,very bad for bussiness.

Funputer malfunctions
Tom: Darn funputer! Ugh! I wish I had my stinkin' laptop.
Fat ugly wife at home is having webcam sex with another guy while using Tom's laptop

funputer by VulcanMak July 14, 2007

fuckbutter 

A derogotory term used for any type of natural lubrication produced during the act of sex. Used as a vulgar exclamation.

"Aw, fuckbutter! My cock got caught in the belt sander."

fuckbutter by pookie August 30, 2003