Knee Cappin

When someone is cappin (lying) so hard that you can't help but laugh and slap your knee

Savvy: they call me the greek freak by all the hoes i get over in Mykonos
Mess: dog, you're straight knee cappin rn

Knee Cappin by Snaplatts December 7, 2020

knee capping

to lick someone's knee caps with your tongue while having sexual intercourse. usually attempted when extremely drunk and unable to attempt anything else.

he was knee capping me last night.

knee capping by smeagle:D October 4, 2010

kneecapping 

The act of permanently destroying someone’s kneecaps. Often done with a firearm (as popularised in film and television), a baseball bat or lead pipe or other blunt instrument, or a power drill (often used in conjunction with a countersunk drill bit and popular with the IRA).

When the police heard the screaming, they knew that Shamus had been on the wrong end of an IRA kneecapping.

kneecapping by Don January 7, 2004

kneecapping 

(v) ne-kah-PING:

SHOOTING A BULLET INTO THE KNEE

OR

PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH KNEES

"Murray was kneecapping Rochester Jackie under the table, but Caleb didn't notice."

"If you all don't shut up I'm going to have to take out a .22 and start kneecapping."

kneecapping by PENIS MCVAGINA August 17, 2011

kneecapping 

What the Irish IRA and PIRA did when other drug dealers got in their way, they'd take a pistol and shoot him right in the back of the knee. This would shatter the knee, thus crippling the victim for life.

kneecapping by Anonymous October 4, 2003