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Term of abuse. Possible reference to the colour of sperm. Can be used in the same way that you would use the term "wanker": as a general term of abuse rather than a direct accusation of self-abuse. Used in and around Aberdeen, NE Scotland.
"ken 'at boy over there, he's a fuckin' whiter"
whiter by radge baxter October 10, 2006
Synonym for wanker. Probably in reference to the colour of male masturbatory production. Only ever heard the term used by people from or connected to Aberdeen, Scotland.
Usually prefaced with the word "hemmin" a contraction of "hey man" - e.g. "Hemmin ya whiter"
whiter by seanus September 20, 2008
A way to say "my homie" used by white people to another white person.
Yo bro you are my whiter.
Whiter by JessePinkmanVariant January 15, 2024

Whiter than the next guy

Having the pinnacle qualities of a white person, or at least whiter than the guy before or after you in line, ANYWHERE.
"yeah... that guy was WHITE -well at least whiter than the next guy was" "just look at those ugly ass crocks he be wearin"

Whiter's Block 

A condition associated with many white people, whereby they are unable to understand how other races are being oppressed and don't understand the need for their individual political movements.
"Hey, did you see Dave saying it should be All Lives Matter instead of Black Lives Matter?"

"Yeah, Dave has a bad case of Whiter's Block"
Whiter's Block by steelyj49 June 1, 2020

Whiter than a klan member's sheets 

When something white is so clean you swear that a klan member might steal it
"I cleaned that sink until it was Whiter than a klan member's sheets."