An infection Ginni Thomas allegedly gave Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas to keep him hospitalized while the story of her Q-Anon texts to the former White House Chief of Staff broke on the news.

This infection starts in the mouth (eww) and quickly spreads to the brain, which may explain why he was the only justice to cast a dissenting vote on the release of White House records to the Jan 6th committee with nary an explanation.

Some theoretical cures are: ear plugs, separate bedrooms and an attempt to grow a spine.

Anita Hill was called to make a comment but she just laughed and hung up.

Justice Thomas was hospitalized with a bad case of Ginnigivitis. He will need to remain in quarantine from his wife if there is any hope for a cure.

Ginnigivitis by CoolerHeadsPrevail March 25, 2022

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ginpilot

The art of piloting any particular vehicle in the way of the gin.

Hey man check out that dude driving the VL Calais what a ginpilot!!!

ginpilot by ginjockey May 22, 2007

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Ginigeme

noun
A beautiful girl / lady / woman. Seductress.

verb
To seduce, confuse, or trick a person. To make a person lose all sense of logic for a period of time.

adjective
The state of being confused by a beautiful female.

noun
"I saw her yesterday. She is a ginigeme."

verb
"Whatever you do, do not let her ginigeme you. You'll lose consciousness."

adjective
"The president was not fit to make logical decisions, as he had been ginigemed by his secretary of state"

Ginigeme by glenak_king June 3, 2014

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gingigger

A slur referring to someone with that firecrotch

Silence Gingigger!

gingigger by Yiggablackice October 9, 2023

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