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Cabavered 

A term of regional english slang which is short for can’t be bothered. Commonly used in the west midlands.
‘This homework is so long i just cabavered to do it
Cabavered by RomanTrist November 14, 2020

Dan Cleavered 

Beyond white girl wasted. The absolute mostpoint that anyone can be under the influence of alcohol
"How was last night"
"Mate, I was absolutely Dan Cleavered"
Dan Cleavered by pseuper_pseudonym November 14, 2019

Meat Cleavered 

To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
Meat Cleavered by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Super Dan Cleavered 

Post lockdown wasted, the level of drunk only achieved after not being able to go out drinking with your friends for almost 3 months.
Mate, after lockdown is over we are going to get Super Dan Cleavered
Noun: a person who cadavers or makes a cadaver
“Who was the cadaverer that made this cadaver I’m eating?”
Cadaverer by Pseudo science mann November 6, 2020

cadaverestite 

1. One who looks to emulate cadavers in dress or style.

2. One who jokes about and/or participates in sexual intercourse with cadavers.
Hey Jim, look who I just dug up!" "Oh Frank you're such a cadaverestite.
cadaverestite by BadKungfoo7 June 28, 2010