morrison

Australian term used to refer to an elderly suburban man, in his late 40s, to mid 50s, possibly retired, who is usually rather quiet, grey around the edges and a good friend to have.

Also, a less used expression meaning "You will burn in hell you are the devil I will eat your children go home sunshine!"

"Let's invite that Morrison bloke to the barbie, Roz."

"MORRISON!!!"

morrison by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

Morrison

Principally a Scottish surname.

Celebrities who last names are Morrison are: Jim Morrison, Jennifer Morrison, Van Morrison. John Wayne’s real last name was Morrison- Marion Morrison. Actress Janet Leigh’s real last name was Morrison. Cookie Monster’s last name is reported to be Morrison - Cookie’s real name is Sid Morrison.

Cookie Monster was inspired by several Morrisons that Jim Henson knew in his youth.

According to Jim Henson he had real last names for his puppets. Cookie Monster comes from a long line of Morrisons originally from Isle of Lewis in Scotland’s Outer Hebrides Islands.

Morrison by Joan Hackett September 16, 2023

Morrison

A Canadian term to describe when a person capitalizes on the incompetence of their friend who has been making advances towards someone but is too incompetent to realize that their target wants to fuck.

Last night Sean was talking to a woman, he walked away after she was looking to leave so I Morrisoned her away.

Morrison by Dchuk May 29, 2013

Morrison

Morrison

He is morrison

Morrison by ...m September 4, 2018

Morrison

When you're at an event such a sporting match or concert, and need to defecate, but choose to hold it in rather than queue up for the toilet. Inevitably you end up shitting yourself, but you lie about it to your mates.

"Aw fuck, did you see shit running down Damo's pants after the Broncos last weekend? He was in full denial! That's a proper Morrison, ay!

Morrison by ballsacklord November 15, 2021

Morrison

To lie without remorse, and to believe that your lie is the truth because Jesus has sanctioned your presence on this earth

"Ahhh, come on mate that has to be a Morrison!". As the bloke with the necklace of flowers around his neck and a hawaiian shirt on said that he was busy working all weekend.

Morrison by Olio bandito November 28, 2021

Morrison

Rilla Brother

I Am Morrison

Morrison by anonymous48484737 November 20, 2023