slaprock 

A sorry waste of space and air, basically the runt of the litter. THEY ARE DUMBER THEN DOG SHIT BOYS! NO PURPOSE ( Isaiah Canter)

Get the fuck up SLAPROCK!

slaprock by SlapRock November 4, 2020

Slapcockin 

To go at your mangina in an air bass-guitar fashion.

If you want to live life and keep on rockin' then don't ever let your mama catch you slapcockin

Slapcockin by Fatman1972 June 22, 2010

slapcock 

A person unable to grasp basic social graces.

My God, that kid is such a slapcock. Someone needs to cockslap him.

slapcock by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

soaprock 

When you take one of George world-famous dildos which is made out of hand carved soap bars and attach it to the center portions of a passed out drunk kid. May be followed by a healthy teabagging.

"George carve me up a dildo, I've got a feeling Peto is gunna be passed out at this party tonight."

soaprock by andyfellovernet June 25, 2003

slapcock 

a person who needs their cock to be slapped usually for being overly enthusiastic or cocky.

amanda: man, he is such a slapcock.
kim: yeah! after last time i saw him my hand was red from all of the slapping.

slapcock by keem4 September 3, 2006

slapcock 

1980s. Derogatory term for an adolescent male deficient in genital hair. Commonly used in school showers and changing areas. Often accompanied by violent application of a rolled up towel to the afflicted area.

"Slapcock!"

<Crack!>

"Aaaah!"

slapcock by angus123 January 2, 2009

Slapcock 

Noun- A person who pretends to to have knowledge on a particular subject.

This slapcock has no idea what he's talking about!

Slapcock by Jayplus October 7, 2019