mowed the lawn
mowed the lawn by Woopinyoass November 1, 2020
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your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower
The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick
Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*
And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*
And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass
your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 26, 2018
The Lawn Mower.
A sex position in which the man holds his partners legs in the air and fucks her in the ass while she walks on her hands.
Steve: I just gave Shannon the lawn mower.
Raymond: No way. Did she enjoy it?
Steve: Her asshole is fine but, her wrists are a bit sore.
Raymond: No way. Did she enjoy it?
Steve: Her asshole is fine but, her wrists are a bit sore.
The Lawn Mower. by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010
If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano
The lawn mower
The lawn mower by japlunker December 3, 2010
The Spicy Lawn mower
While receiving head tape a razor to your partners head and watch as your pubic hair disappears. Then replace the razor with tabasco sauce and feel the buuuuuurn.
The Spicy Lawn mower by pubic hair research team March 26, 2013