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A phrase used to address a fat ass, it's like H2o but instead its Ass2fat. It can be used to exclaim inability to perform a task due to rear thickness. it too can be used has a complement, a catch phrase, something you say when high, or something to say in between silence.
person 1: *unable 2 sit on a chair*
person2: "haha ass2fat"

person 1: "look at my new skirt!"
person 2: "damn ass2fat"

person 1: *high* "guess what?"
person 2: *high* "what?"
person 1: *high* "ass2fat"

person 1: *pants rip*
person 1 & 2 in harmony: "ass2fat!"
Ass2fat by domi.co June 26, 2020
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The fat, on an ass. Often, used as an insult, to replace fatass.
You've got assfat!
Jennifer: Stop it, assfat!
Tony: I'm not that fat, am I? :(
Assfat by Abbriele August 24, 2007
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the dyslexic term for "fat ass"
so a dyslexic person goes to get gas,

and then a random obese guy pulls up in front of said dyslexic person

dyslexic person: ASSFAT!
Assfat by Caliberr February 11, 2014

assfatalicious 

An adjective used to describe someones juicy booty
She has the most assfatalicious booty I have ever seen in my life.
assfatalicious by Lizbuff September 20, 2022

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026