baptism 

a sexual act where a group of guys ejaculate into a bowl and then shove a girls head in it.

Betty was getting so turned on watching the guys wrestling team that she asked them if they could baptize her.

I am still trying to wash everything out of my hair from my baptism

baptism by lame like betty January 27, 2009

Baptism 

When your girl is on her knees in the hot shower ready to suck you off, and you stretch your nutsack out into the shape of a bowl to catch water inside it. Once full, you dump the holy water on her head to let her know she has been blessed to swallow your unwanted children.

Its time for your 7pm baptism. Get the shower hot so there is more room for the holy water...

Baptism by A ball moron October 16, 2020

Baptism 

slapping the head of one's penis to another person's forehead, usually achieved stealthily

My girlfriend fell asleep watching t.v. on the couch, so I snuck up behind her, and woke her up with a ferocious baptism.

Baptism by phrobowroe March 16, 2009

Baptism 

The act in which the ballbag is attacked by the swift back hand of some young punk.

Mark stold my cigarette so I gave him a high defenition baptism.

Baptism by Its lee dood September 4, 2006

Baptism 

When she's on her knees in the shower and ready to get the dick in her mouth, you stretch your sack out into the shape of a bowl and fill it up with water. Then you dump that holy water on that bitches head to let her know she is blessed enough to gargle your unwanted children.

That bitch wanted to choke down the pole in the shower, so I had to give her a baptism to suck down on this communion.

Baptism by A ball moron October 16, 2020

Baptism 

The process of washing your sex toys so that they are ready to do your bidding

After his baptism Jamie was ready to join the other altar boys during Sunday servicing duties

Baptism by Mary's used merkin February 10, 2023

Baptism 

It's a thing where priests drown babies on a pool of holy water

Example: Bryan went on his friend's baptism party.

Baptism by Pookiebearlmao November 6, 2023