virus

The product of a socially deprived 14-38 year old indivdual with way too much computer time and no job.

"Hey look that fat kid is making a virus on his computer, lets got urinate on his pc when hes done, after we shove molted steel in his ass with a stirring spoon."

virus by Capt. Jinglehiemer November 14, 2003

virus

Makes you fell pissed off when you get one, but if you have the resources to blow its fucking ass out your PC that can feel good.

Not a fucking virus! Never mind my anti virus software will eat it for breakfast...
*Virus slaughtered to its electric death*
Have that you trojen shit!

virus by Mr. Mr October 2, 2006

virus

A Malicious program that is designed to do nothing but piss you off and make you want to take a Baseball bat to anyone who makes it and their "Custom Built 1337 PCs".

Some douche in his moms basement: OMFG I MADE TEH VIRUS TO GET BACK AT PEOPLE!

virus by ASDFGFS December 28, 2005

virus

i) Computer programs that screw up other people's machines, deliberately.

ii) What anti-virus authors allegedly spend their time writing so we all have to buy their anti-virus programs to remove the viruses that they allegedly wrote in the first place, thus making them rich, and us poorer.

3. A test designed to measure the stupidity of the average internet user by seeing how many of them open up infected attachments in emails, despite thousands of warnings not to be so dumb.

Hmm let me open this not at all suspicious naked girls screensaver attachment.... larks! My hard disk is suddenly reformatting itself. This is the work of a dastardly virus!

virus by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003

virus

Something probably carried by AOL CDs.

I picked up an AOL CD and now I have a virus.

virus by Flame August 29, 2003

virus

1) A biological agent that replicates itself and causes harm to its host.
2) A harmful computer program that spreads itself to other computers once contracted, somewhat like its biological counterpart.

1) Viral infections can be prevented through the use of vaccinations.
2) The only vaccination for this type of virus - common sense - seems to be constantly in short supply, which would account for people constantly opening strange or bogus attachments and (surprise, surprise) getting a virus.

virus by Stryker August 23, 2003

virus

Causes a Compy 386 to become "slightly shotgunned"

"YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother!...I mean, computer!"

virus by Owen D December 1, 2004