Self care 

Self care is an umbrella term that Twitter/Tumblr SJWs use to excuse their poor financial decisions. Why spend money on things like rent/bills when you can buy coloring books from Whole Foods?

I’m six months behind on rent, my phone got shut off and my cars getting repo’d. I’m going to a $400 spa though because self care.

Self care by Lolwut05 July 21, 2018

Self Care 

Self care is putting absurd amounts of Parmesan cheese on your spaghetti

Self care is important when going to any restaurant.

Self Care by Croissantboy May 8, 2018

Self care 

Doing acid and yelling at the moon naked

Me and my friend are going camping, we’re gonna have some Self care time if you know what I mean

Self care by anonymous September 15, 2020

self care 

When millennial women choose to ignore all of the tasks they need to accomplish in favor of screwing over their coworkers, doing culturally-appropriative meditation rituals, and drinking La Croix water. Can also involve rubbing ungodly amounts of coconut oil over their skin and listening to vaporwave music while planning an outing to a gentrified book store or record shop.

"Why did you call into work sick 15 minutes before your shift started?"
"Oh, I was practicing self care."

self care by frumpadump November 25, 2017

Self care 

I switched the time zone, but what do I know?
Spendin' nights hitchhikin', where will I go?
I could fly home, with my eyes closed
But it'd get kinda hard to see, that's no surprise though
And you could find me, I ain't hidin'
I don't move my feet when I be glidin'
I just slide in and then I roll out

Self care-rip Mac miller 2018

Self care by Mac fan rip Mac miller 2018 September 19, 2023

Self Care 

July 24 is national self care day, it’s when you take a warm bath do face masks and just enjoy yourself

“I have to go take a warm bath and put on some face masks”
“Why”
“Because it’s July 24, national self care day”

Self Care by abbers29000 May 5, 2019

Self care 

Eating coco pops at 9 pm while watching Claudia Sulewski on youtube

I am going home and do self care

Self care by Gabby123kr February 4, 2022