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ansel elgort syndrome 

A fake illness used to confuse those who've never watched an Ansel Elgort movie. Pioneered by Brooklyn 99 character Gina Linetti.
Sorry, I can’t... I’ve got Ansel Elgort syndrome.
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A woman that is so sweet, and caring person she's a wonderful person and she'll take care of her kids and she will always worry about 1 of them because they might not be perfect but their still good at their personality
Anselma: honey are you ok you're gonna be fine I just know it ♥️
anselma by KittyClaw21 🐱 January 14, 2018
An amzing man with a heart of gold. This man will do anything and everything to make the one person he loves happy. He will never cheat or stray. HE will tell you everyday that he loves you and you cant help but believe him.
I love that guy, he is such an Ansel.
Ansel by iloveanselp February 8, 2012
A commonly used name as the embodiment of sexiness. Often also associated with the adjectives "smart", "awesome" and " best".
"He's so cool and handsome!"
"Yeah, i know, his name is Anselm"
Anselm by Vonjo October 18, 2008

St. Anselm's 

The most chill, genuine, academically-focused, classy, and tolerant school in the D.C. metro area. Too classy to be callin' out other all-boys schools using urbandictionary. Unlike most private D.C. MD and VA schools, Abbey Boys have no reason to pretend they are "gangsta" because they are "gangsta." It's NE. Not Potomac or NW. The fact that St. Anselm's has a "rep" at all is phenomenal considering that there are only about 130 students in the high school. About half are intelligent and reserved, whereas the other students are intelligent, social, and party animals. All are good to the ladies (in more ways than one) and eventually get into the college of their choice. Although some tend to be socially and sexually inactive/awkward in high school, come college, all Abbey Alumni blossom into sex gods. They will marry your high school girlfriend and be your boss in fifteen years. You'll see...
Abbey Boy: Hey babe, you wanna dance?
NCS girl: Where do you go to school?
Abbey Boy: St. Anselm's.
NCS girl: Oh.
Abbey Boy: No no no no. Not St. Alban's. St. Anselm's.
NCS girl: Fuck me. Now.
Dude, that was so Anselmo!
Anselmo by Horse Shell December 30, 2011