Kemp 

An occupational surname bestowed upon a strong man who was a champion at jousting or wrestling. Derived from the Middle English word 'kempe,' which came from Old English 'cempa,' meaning 'warrior' or 'champion.'

That Kemp is the baddest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life!

Kemp by GDKII July 28, 2008

Kemp 

A customized automobile, usually full bodied, not a hotrod. Sometimes misspelled as "kimp", these cars are also called lead sleds due to the amount of lead filler used in the customizing process.

Groovy kemp, dad, can I get a ride ?

Kemp by Rockadoodle February 22, 2011

Kemp 

An alcoholic beverage created by two students Mr K. And Mr D. Half a pint of thatchers, half a pint of red bull, and as much vodka as you need.

James was killing it with the Ladies, kemp coursing through him.

10/10 - M Jackson

'A gift sent from God himself' - the Honey Badger

Kemp by The Real Mr K. December 18, 2015

Kemp 

If you have this last name, chances are you will be a professional sports player.

Bro, what's that NBA player's last name again? Shawn? ...

Shawn Kemp

Kemp by Hugh_Kemp October 25, 2019

Kemp 

If you have this last name, chances are you will be a professional sports player.

Bro, what's that NBA player's last name again? Shawn? ...

Shawn Kemp

Kemp by Hugh_Kemp October 25, 2019

Kemp 

Kemp is a state of mind where nothing other that fornication wth any living soul matters. This included both sex's; male and female. Past studies show that most contact made while "kemp" attitudes are in place tend to be with the opposite sex or small farm animals.

"Look at that bloke he's kemping a chicken"

"Look i'm just not interested, i'm not kemp, i'm not gay"

Kemp by Ali Mcelhoney May 11, 2007

Kemp 

When you piss in a girls ass and she stands up and then you drink it out afterwards

Johnny: Dude, I heard Leon gave Jenny a Kemp the other day!
George: That's fucking nasty, dude!

Kemp by Deedee2233 December 20, 2013