Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).
If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.
Feigi is a chicken, he is the finest and smartest of them all. But he hides many secrets: he is the speaker of watersheep, he will guide you (to your death). DO NOT GIVE HIM DIAMONDS!!
Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.
Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!
Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!