choggled

An extension or alternative for the word "boggled."
A state of one's mind when astonished or overwhelmed when attempting to imagine something.

(Not in any shape or form related to defecation)

"The thought of these lads going out bad choggled the mind."

choggled by WatchThisRead August 24, 2020

Chogglestick 

a stupid or idiotic person. A pillock

you complete chogglestick!

Chogglestick by Muggins02 July 9, 2019

croggled 

crooked, unformed or misformed, poorly made, shapeless, broken

That building was a croggled mess after the earthquake.

The mutant's fingers were croggled.

croggled by k. d. August 11, 2006

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)

''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled by MrChongle October 7, 2021

choggle pants 

the act of shitting in ones underpants, then exchanging with your partner and wearing them for an extended period of time: result, squishy bliss!

I am really uncomfortable. I have been wearing these choggle pants all day. Or I think I have a rash from wearing choggle pants.

choggle pants by el dawg May 28, 2006

Choggles 

'Choggles' is a combination of two words, 'China' and 'goggles.' Choggles are similar in function to beer goggles. The main difference is that Choggles are only worn at the point of intoxication - if you have the yellow fever.

Choggles will make all women look of Asian decent, making them fair game for any male suffering the yellow fever.

Dude, I've got the yellow fever really bad. I'm getting a few more drinks from the bar so I can put my Choggles on.

Choggles by JRJH January 25, 2011

croggled 

Surprised/dazed/brought up short.

"I was croggled when you said you suggested using corn cobs inin lieu of toilet paper."

croggled by rich brown August 11, 2004