mite 

British cognate for "mate"

The youngest of ten and a delicate mite (Cream - Mother's Lament)

mite by Kyle Badner May 10, 2006

mite 

Typically a playful, derogatory term to indicate insignificance on the part of the target.

Derived from the term for minute parasitic arachnids that infest plants and animals and sometimes spread disease.

"Ya cheeky wee mite ya"

mite by Colm McFadden July 28, 2008

Mite 

A Mite is a Small stick figure like enemy in Super Smash Bros. brawl. They punch, dropkick, punch, and best of all dance. Mite can also be used as an insult, making fun of someone would prove most effective.

Your such a Mite.
Quit Miting around.
Go mite off somewhere else, freak.

Mite by <STFU> December 9, 2008

Mite 

Someone who becomes obsessed with you after a certain situation happens , has to constantly stay updated with your every move , admires you , wants to know everything you’re doing and figure out how you act and everything about you

“That girl is a total mite towards me” like how a termite constantly needs wood , this person constantly wants to stay updated with you

Mite by Big Bank Jayla October 5, 2018

mite 

the dumbest shit imaginable

I know this fat weeb who's always on the mite, I'm gonna kick him in the ribs.

mite by yeetboy3000 April 12, 2019

Mite 

Interval of time equivalent to "never", often used to cause confusion or diffuse previously made plans. HIGHLY effective, especially when the plans involve some kind of group activity involving a street.

Man 1: "Trav how long do you think that'll be?"
Trav: "Could be a mite"

Man 2: "..."

Mite by jackie chancellor August 17, 2020

Mite 

When somebody is purposely being annoying and unlikable

Or, when someone describes the act of being annoying and unlikable

I'm gonna be a total mite to that substitute teacher.

Bro, David is being a mite lately!

Mite by Tony Dinozo January 4, 2024