Swole clit

A girl that wants to be piped down really bad, but the dude curves her or can’t get a clue

John: “Hey, how did your date go last night?”
Patsy: “It went good, I didn’t get any dick though.”
Randa: “Bitch, you got that swole clit huh.”
Patsy: “Yeah, do you know where my vibrator is?”

Swole clit by kbro337 July 29, 2020

How the Prince Stole Clitmas 

The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.

Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.

Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.

How the Prince Stole Clitmas by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017