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Roundth by jlomps July 27, 2020

roundhouse tit to the face 

when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.
Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!

rounthwaite

A person who takes care of small, sick animals and nurses them to health. Sometimes an angel.
The monk served as a rounthwaite in the village, bringing birds to his cell where they could heal in peace.
rounthwaite by Dinosaury September 6, 2008

roundhouse 

What Chuck Norris does to your face before you die.
"The last thing the guy saw before he died was Chuck Norris' foot inflicting a roundhouse kick to his face."
roundhouse by TDiggy December 23, 2005

roundhouse kick 

The most deadly of deadly kicks only when performed by Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
2. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
3. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg...At the same time.

frick me roundhouse 

an exclamation used when everything that can go wrong does go wrong
ahh 'frick me roundhouse' i just smacked my head into a door and then ran my car into a ditch an hour later