Cortez

Basically basically the most awesomest guy ever he's smart and fufunny.He's very athletic he's very many great fufunny.He can cheer you up whenever you're sad he smells often and brings light to the world he is very loyal and he hates to hurt anyone that you love and who that he does he loves with the passion

Wow .... I really need to find me a "cortez"

Cortez by Ace_121312121312 April 27, 2017

Cortez

The boy every girl knows and wants and when you get him to date you you feel so lucky but as you continue to date him he goes way to fast and can peer pressure you without knowing it and the worse part is you can never say no

Cortez is a fuck boi

Cortez by Khandi.the.best.im dead August 28, 2019

cortez

taking the cap off a bottle (typically of hard A) and throwing it away – burning the ships as it were – so as to make a commitment to finish the bottle that night

i cortezzed this tequila so you guys had better be fucking thirsty

cortez by hasdrubal November 6, 2010

cortez

the man, the myth, the legend...he came he saw he conquered...best pirate to ever live..

friend: that guy is like cortez
me: no one can be like cortez...its no competition

cortez by i_e_jay July 21, 2008

Cortez

A small town in SW Colorado, where there is nothing to do but drag main and go to Wal-Mart. Also known as home to tweekers, teenage mothers, and the scattered ashes of broken dreams. Filled with trailer parks, rednecks, and methamphetamines, Cortez is a white trash paradise!

Billy - "Wow Ted, I saw like, 10 people I knew at Wal-Mart today!"
Ted - "This is Cortez, Billy. Whaddya expect?"

Molly - "I was gonna go to college and become a doctor, but I started tweaking and dropped out of school when I got pregnant at sixteen."
Sadie Jo - "You sound just like everyone else in Cortez."

Cortez by pixieishsallie March 19, 2009

cortez

he don’t get no bitches and he works at walmart that’s about it with this guy

“man why everyone be hating on that man cortez?”
“why not”

cortez by jovisstupid June 20, 2020

Cortez

one short mother fucker who thinks hes helping students when he is just sucking them off to piss them off

fuck this short mothafucka named Cortez

Cortez by thisisntjavierbruh May 23, 2019