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"So how was your night with John, Becky?" "I left after I uncovered his soom"
Soom by Hellscout November 4, 2014
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A combination of the words 'zoom' and 'soon.' It denotes a period of time in the very near future. This is generally used in reference to periods of time between two and five seconds.
"I'm going to leave soom," remarked Tom as he was walking out the door.
soom by Tom December 14, 2004
abbreviation of Smell Of Old Man. A musty smell common to elderly otherwise functioning men suspected to be a combination of denture breath, urine, & clothes that haven’t been cleaned lately and a decreased sense of smell with age which lowers self awareness.
When meeting with the professor I’m distracted by the SOOM

His SOOM is worse since his wife died.
SOOM by eagle8eye September 5, 2019
To punch someone in the ribs. The combonation of the sound of the fist flying toward the ribs and the impact make a "soom" sound.
I'm gonna soom you good!!!!!
soom by Ed K May 6, 2003
Soom is a synonym for "contract"
The opposite of expansion.
The opposite of phoom.
Instead of saying:

"That sponge is doing the opposite of expanding."

you say:

"That sponge is <<sooming>>."
soom by Caree October 15, 2006
soom in and soom out
Soom by llsll February 27, 2020