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Figel Jockey

I person with big lips that look like they got stung by 100 bees and weird plastic surgery features.
That girl looks like a Figel jockey.”
“Thats a level 99 Figel jockey”
Figel Jockey by Jaxonwokeup April 3, 2025

the figel option

A term used in beer pong that replaces a team mate that went MIA for usually just a throw. The replacement can be anyone near the table choosen by the single player. This term is put in effect if the missing team mate taken a piss, droppin a deuce, or just unavalible at the time of his throw. This keeps the game flowing.
"Yo my team mate went to drop a deuce, imma have to run the figel option."
the figel option by choppa November 29, 2005

The Figel Option

A term used in beer pong that replaces a team mate for usually just a throw. The replacement can be anyone near the table choosen by the single player. This term is put in effect if the missing team mate taken a piss, droppin a deuce, or just unavalible at the time of his throw. This keeps the game flowing.
"Yo my team mate went to drop a deuce, imma have to run the figel option."
The Figel Option by Y0shi November 28, 2005

liam figel 

Big Dick ginger who fucks anyone and is addicted to adderol
liam figel by Ball slurper November 23, 2021

Field of flatus 

The fragrant force field resulting from someone passing gas. Usually the flatulator (or flatulatrix, if it was a lady) will have already fled the scene. If you arrive immediately after the offense occurred, you might bounce off the invisible dome of stench (you are essentially being repelled by the force field of flatus). Sometimes, it’s hard to know where the borders of the flatus field are, and in these cases it is safe to assume that some time passed between the original offense and your arrival on scene. Most fields of flatus will dissipate within 5 minutes. Some of the most notable ones have been rumoured to last well over an hour...however, no one has actually stuck around long enough to verify this.
Do NOT go in there! I left a field of flatus and I think it’ll last about five-to-ten...

I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!
Field of flatus by Mandi Harmony September 7, 2018