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Lympus Syndrome 

Symptoms include a "room temperature" IQ and incessant giggling. Sometimes mistaken for the village idiot.
The guy giggling all day is suffering from Lympus Syndrome.
Lympus Syndrome by Y-7-9er February 7, 2013

Lymphoma 

Type of cancer that killed Bob Ross.
How did Bob Ross die? Lymphoma.
Lymphoma by jfields99 June 29, 2018

Lymphocyte 

A type of white blood cells that produces antibodies which fight disease.
If you are to stay healthy, you need lymphocyte in your body.
Lymphocyte by Jafje May 25, 2007

lymphargic 

A word to describe someone who has a disease that affects the lymph nodes all across your jawline. They will swell, become tender to the touch, and feel uncomfortable and painful. Usually spread by intercourse with a tweaker or just intercourse with someone extremely unsanitary.
Haven't you heard? Mike is currently lymphargic due to banging the most "SHOCKING WORST TWEAKING METH HEAD EVER AT WALMART."
lymphargic by inexpnsive August 21, 2022
To just chill back and relax while being totally unproductive and watching the olypmics.
A derivative of "lampin", only applicable during the olypmics.
Lympin on the couch with women's diving synchro, yo.

I haven't showered in 2 days. Straight lympin.
lympin by c gigs August 2, 2012

lymph nards 

1. small testicles

2. what a married man has if he doesn't wear the pants in his own house

3. a reference to the size a man's balls get after years of consuming GMO's packaged in containers lined with BPA's
Billy's man boobs complemented his lymph nards perfectly.
lymph nards by austinzyxw September 10, 2012