Pieman 

An incredibly large person, known for his love of fast food, especially the pies for sale at half time at a football (soccer) match. Tends to take up more than one seat, and obscures the view when you're trying to watch the match.

Oi, pieman, move it so I can see the pitch!

Pieman by Pete October 6, 2004

pieman 

a term used to define people with pie hats and moneen shirts.

pieman, youre the coolest.
pieman's computer has quit!

pieman by slex July 19, 2004

pieman 

To obsess over an ex girlfriend, to the point of sending her mother a letter.

In the realm of cyber space, there was once a hunk of a man, who did not posses a bright red nose, a shocking face or eyebrows which looked like they had their own type of follicle down syndrome - who was left by his "fat, thunder thighed, whore of a girlfriend" for a "balding, old, overweight German paedophile" thus sending him spiralling down into a word of despair, sadness and anger. However, credit to be given to this man, he did not turn emo. Oh no, he sent his ex's mother a letter. He sure showed them.

To over react in such a pathetic and bordering on compulsive, obsessive and plain old pathetic manner, is doing a Pieman.

I love her so much, I had to go the pieman.

pieman by Darky from Big Footy July 21, 2008

pieman 

Plonker

That pieman is such a plonker

pieman by mary August 28, 2003

Jake 'pieman' power 

a legend!
has a large obsession with doing the windmill with his penis, often in public places and to strangers.

Likes to laugh at stupid things such has teeeeeth and nooose.
favorite phrase is "giz a gobble"
AND LOVES SEX!!

jake 'pieman' power rovers legend jizz gobble

Jake 'pieman' power by pieman_rovers June 21, 2009

PieMatt7

A very influential meme Youtuber that got famous for being strangely similar to the famous Charlotte rapper, DaBaby.

PieMatt7: Ayo why do I look like DaBaby?
(RED)PieMatt7: IDK. But Dead Space 3 sucks ass.
(GREEN)PieMatt7: Shut up dawg. I'm playing Dead Space 2 rn.

PieMatt7 by TheRealCubbs March 20, 2021

piecan 

In Sheffield,UK in the 1960s and 1970s it was used to describe a clumsy or stupid person . A lummox.

"you've trodden dog dirt all up the stair carpet you big piecan!"

piecan by cherryredpinup April 26, 2009